new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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