I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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