You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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