Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize