69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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