belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
This is classic penis vs brain.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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