You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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