So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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