You really coming over, don't trick.
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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