This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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