David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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