My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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