you guys were way drunker than both of me
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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