I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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