I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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