How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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