I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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