Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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