I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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