the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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