One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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