your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
