There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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