Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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