K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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