We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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