Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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