Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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