I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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