But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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