They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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