That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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