i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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