I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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