New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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