is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you win again, gameday.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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