I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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