what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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