You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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