I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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