They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Let's get the cat blown out
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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