I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
