idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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