Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize