slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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