Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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