u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
They have beer where we have blood.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
