that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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