D3 body, D1 cock
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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