hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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