Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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