we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Do vagina's smell?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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