I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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