A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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