I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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