Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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